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The Amanda and Chris Video Archives.
Check it out kids, it's videos. Now you have a place all your own to
come and watch TAR commercials, clips from the show, Emmy shit, and
tampon ads. Plus any other crap we decide to add in the future. Knowing
this fucking place, that means nothing will ever be added again. But
hey, shut the fuck up and enjoy what is available. Ingrates.
• 12/13/04 -- In honor of the whole "video archive section" thing, we're
dropping our all-time favorite TAR4 commercial.
You'll tear up when you see your favorite
team. And the fabulous music alone will bring you back to the golden
era of TAR, when at least half of the teams weren't models
or actors. It's a classic. Enjoy.
• 11/06/04 -- Check it. Apparently there'll be another season of some
show called "The
Amazing Race". There's been 5 of these already? Well, supposedly
they introduced the teams on the Early Show (8.5MB).
And they even ran a commercial on Survivor
with some dopey-ass 3-D graphics on it (Cable/DSL
2.5MB) (Dial-up
750KB). Another ad that's running uses actual music instead of that
canned shit (Cable/DSL
2.5MB) (Dial-up
750KB). You can take a look at the
screencaps here. ¡Goce!
• 10/12/04 -- Not sure if you've heard, but we won a FREAKING EMMY...(watch
the edited
version [4.9 MB]) (or, check out that full-uncut
jammy [12.4 MB]). Oh, but we're still easily the worst season of
the Amazing Race ever. Eat shit, y'all. Anyways, this was quite a special
moment for us TAR4ers, even though none of us... READ
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• 06/09/04 -- Miss the intro of the new TAR5 teams on The Early Show?
Check it out here
(3m50s 7.5MB).
• 06/07/04 -- More TAR5
commercials ran on CBS
this past weekend. There were three that had any sort of real variation
to them. The first
one concentrates mostly on the locations and the second
one is a ten second version of the first (with some slight variations).
The third
one is the first thirty second spot and it starts to reveal some
details about the teams. As always, screencaps of these three ads, are
available here.
• 05/28/04 -- Heh. If any of y'all has a Taco
John's where you live, then you'll know what this is about. Any
commercial where there's a monkey
riding a dog, is sure to get people buying the product. Don't believe
it? Check this
out and soon enough you'll be craving chicken
& potato burritos.
• 05/28/04 -- So there's another Amazing
Race 5 promo out there. If you haven't seen it yet, we've got it
for you. Depending on your patience and your internet connection, you
have two options for viewing it: Lo
(800KB) or Hi
(8MB). Also screen caps for the commercial (for you spoilers out
there) are available here.
Enjoy y'all.
• 05/10/04 -- Didn't see the TAR5
commercial that aired during ASS?
Well, you fucking missed out then.
Back to the Fun Stuff page.
Quotes from "Smokey and the Bandit":
• "Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn
hurry!"
• "There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth."
• "Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
• "This happens every time one of these floozies starts poon- tangin' around with those show folk fags!"

