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The Amanda and Chris Video Archives. Check it out kids, it's videos. Now you have a place all your own to come and watch TAR commercials, clips from the show, Emmy shit, and tampon ads. Plus any other crap we decide to add in the future. Knowing this fucking place, that means nothing will ever be added again. But hey, shut the fuck up and enjoy what is available. Ingrates.


• 12/13/04 -- In honor of the whole "video archive section" thing, we're dropping our all-time favorite TAR4 commercial. You'll tear up when you see your favorite team. And the fabulous music alone will bring you back to the golden era of TAR, when at least half of the teams weren't models or actors. It's a classic. Enjoy.

• 11/06/04 -- Check it. Apparently there'll be another season of some show called "The Amazing Race". There's been 5 of these already? Well, supposedly they introduced the teams on the Early Show (8.5MB). And they even ran a commercial on Survivor with some dopey-ass 3-D graphics on it (Cable/DSL 2.5MB) (Dial-up 750KB). Another ad that's running uses actual music instead of that canned shit (Cable/DSL 2.5MB) (Dial-up 750KB). You can take a look at the screencaps here. ¡Goce!

• 10/12/04 -- Not sure if you've heard, but we won a FREAKING EMMY...(watch the edited version [4.9 MB]) (or, check out that full-uncut jammy [12.4 MB]). Oh, but we're still easily the worst season of the Amazing Race ever. Eat shit, y'all. Anyways, this was quite a special moment for us TAR4ers, even though none of us... READ ON

• 06/09/04 -- Miss the intro of the new TAR5 teams on The Early Show? Check it out here (3m50s 7.5MB).

• 06/07/04 -- More TAR5 commercials ran on CBS this past weekend. There were three that had any sort of real variation to them. The first one concentrates mostly on the locations and the second one is a ten second version of the first (with some slight variations). The third one is the first thirty second spot and it starts to reveal some details about the teams. As always, screencaps of these three ads, are available here.

• 05/28/04 -- Heh. If any of y'all has a Taco John's where you live, then you'll know what this is about. Any commercial where there's a monkey riding a dog, is sure to get people buying the product. Don't believe it? Check this out and soon enough you'll be craving chicken & potato burritos.

• 05/28/04 -- So there's another Amazing Race 5 promo out there. If you haven't seen it yet, we've got it for you. Depending on your patience and your internet connection, you have two options for viewing it: Lo (800KB) or Hi (8MB). Also screen caps for the commercial (for you spoilers out there) are available here. Enjoy y'all.

• 05/10/04 -- Didn't see the TAR5 commercial that aired during ASS? Well, you fucking missed out then.


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Quotes from "Smokey and the Bandit":

• "Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry!"

• "There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth."

• "Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."

• "This happens every time one of these floozies starts poon- tangin' around with those show folk fags!"