Cool Crap. Stuff that's just so cool. No other way to describe it.

• Bubb Rubb's Crib. Bubb Rubb is the freakin' man. He's got a bit of a cult following ever since he and Lil' Sis appeared on a news story in Oakland, CA. Before you do anything, you have to watch the original news story. You can do that by downloading it at this site. Then watch the music video (under "new video added" - labeled "1";) and browse the large number of other tributes to Bubb and Sis. Wooo wooo!

• Homestar Runner. A shitload of animated entertainment. Updated at least weekly, this has got to be one of the funniest damn sites on the internet. You can never go wrong with Strong Bad Emails or Teen Girl Squad and everyone loves this #1 summer jam. There's an unlimited amount of nooks and crannies to explore and more than likely you won't find them all. Aside from all the toons and stuff, they've also come up with a few really cool flash-based games. If you've never been to HR.com, you are a loser.

• Cool Site Of The Day. When you're bored with all the crap you're used to looking at, find something new to obsess over. Visit CSOTD to view a variety of sites and submit your vote according to whether or not they are indeed "cool". See what others think is cool and maybe go home with a new favorite site! How exciting!

• The Onion. Quite possibly the best damn satirical rag. On the planet. Ever.

• Ask Men. A helpful website for those with "manly issues". Find out why flowers didn't work this time or how to lose that extra 65 lbs of "handle" around your mid-section.

• Maxim Magazine. Guys and gals can all enjoy the Maxim from time to time. Whether it's gawking at the incredibly hot chicks or reading the very informative articles, there's something for everyone in this outstanding magazine.

• TV Shows On DVD. Find out what crappy TV shows will be coming to DVD and which kick-ass shows the networks are still refusing to offer. Make sure you register and submit the shows you'd like to see on the DVD format. Especially cool shows. Like ones where there might be bonus cuts of a certain pair of kids dashing through the countryside, leaving cuss bombs strewn about in their wake.

• Survivor Fever. When you want to completely and utterly destroy the whole season of Survivor for yourself, visit this site and it's extensive supply of spoilers.

• Vegas.com. What else is there to say? It's fucking Vegas, baby! This is a good site for hotel, attraction, and event info. No Vegas vacation should be planned without it.

• The Las Vegas Advisor. Another good Vegas site. This one however gives all kinds of inside tips on crap and keeps you up-to-date on all the Vegas bargains (like complete steak dinners for $4.95 or freakin' beers for $.50). Seriously, if you're headed out to Vegas, be sure to hit up the Advisor before you get on the plane.

• Secret Decoder Ring. You never know when this could come in handy. That's why it's bookmarked. Perhaps a secret message will appear on A-n-C.com someday. Hmmm...

• Cirque du Soleil. You can always expect a spectacular show when seeing Cirque perform live. Visit their website for a look behind the curtain and to see when and where their shows will pop up next.

• Knotty Boy. When you need products to dread out yer hair mon, dis be da place to go. You can also browse their photo album of dread heads that use the Knotty Boy stuff.

• The Webtender. Everything drained from the liquor cabinet except some Wild Turkey, Kahlua, and a bottle of grenadine? Well have no fear, the Webtender probably has a recipe to get you making tasty drinks with that crap in no time.

• The Death Test. Go here to see when you're gonna die. No really. They tell you. We've already got our headstones made.

• The Death Clock. Not quite as comprehensive as the Death Test (above) but the site design is nicer. What's that? You think we have some kind of twisted "When are we gonna die" thing going on? Hey, it's nice to be able to be prepared. Death ain't sneaking up on us. Don't think that just because this is the internet and these sites use arbritrary numbers to come up with a date, that it's not accurate. Cuz it is.

• Sifl and Olly. Ahhh, Sifl and Ollie. What the hell happened to your MTV show? The lunacy of the whole thing was quite enjoyable. You are missed.

• Super Bock. The greatest beer in all of Port-u-gal. Seriously, Amanda and Chris, along with the Weez, tipped quite a few of these back while in Lisbon. It's good stuff. If there's anyone out there who can get ahold of the Bock or stickers, signs, whatever with the SB logo on it, we'd love to hear from you. You'd make several nutty TAR4ers (who were too stupid to grab any of the stuff before we left LP) very, very happy.

• Ultimate Rollercoaster. Stay up-to-date on all the bad-ass rollercoasters springing up around the country. See which ones check in as the tallest and fastest or read reviews from other coaster freaks. Be careful, you may start to jones upon viewing this site.

• Urban Dictionary. When you're not sure what it means, look up what everyone else thinks its definition is. A good source for figuring out what the fuck some of the younger kids are talking about these days. Scrods? What the hell?

• Pornolize. The most mis-labeled thing on this planet. This is not porn. It's a fucking ripoff is what it is. Yeah, it's somewhat amusing, but it's definitely not porn. Slap a wesite address into the box, hit the button, and voila it changes all the words around to some kinda crazy shit. Very cute. Don't bother pornolizing this site, because we already use enough of that language. Hey! We said don't do it! You fucking...

• Movies in Lisbon. Click on this link to see what Movies are playing in Lisbon, Portugal. You probably want to go to either the theater at Columbo Mall or El Corte Ingles. I wonder if Gangs of New York is there yet? Whatta ya think Josh?.

• Free Condoms. Exactly what it says. Free. Condoms. It's a scary world out there kids and you should protect yourselves at all times. There's no more excuses with free condoms. You should be wearing two or three of them at a time and one over your face for good measure.

• Who Would You Kill?. The ultimate revenge for all those people on TV who done you wrong. You'll show 'em, by sending them to the gas chamber...or whatever twisted death you decide. And after picking which person from whichever show you'd slaughter, you can talk mad shit about them. That'll teach them not to ruin your favorite show. If this doesn't lead to some fucked-up kind of stalker fantasies, nothing will.

• Chickenhead. Just for Michael of TAR3. Although his definition and this site don't really match up. This site is without the constant "clucking in his ears" and instead serves up a plateful of kooky-ass satire and cracks on the President. Go and enjoy.