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Re--caps! Re--caps! Er'body loves
'em some Re--caps!
Writing is fun sometimes. And TV is fun sometimes. Put them both together
and you have some fun... sometimes. Who the fuck knows if there'll ever
be more than a handful of recaps out of us dipshits, but know this...
the ones that get written... will ONLY SLIGHTLY suck. That is a huge
promise to y'all, but one that may be possible to keep. Appreciate the
fact that there will be some serious busting of ass to uphold this standard.
And now, let's read some 'o these shits:
Reviews For The TARFlies Times:
Here are a couple of recaps, that our dog Cooper wrote, going back and
giving his thoughts on Season 1. He only managed two episodes before
he totally fucking flaked. He says it was because that season was "painful
to watch.. and very bland.." and that as soon as Kim and Leslie were
eliminated in Ep 2, he lost all interest. Here they are:
TAR1:
Ep One: Let the Scrod Licking Begin!
TAR1:
Ep Two: I Want to Bite Them in the Ass
Column at The Inside Pulse:
Back in the day, both Amanda and Chris were to write a weekly column
over at Survivor-Central. The owner of the site had even given them
their own little caricature that looked absolutely nothing fucking like
them. Well, like their dog, they flaked hard-core and never wrote shit
over there for months. Well, that site folded up shop and merged with
another to become Inside Pulse. Pretty lame name, but that's beside
the point. With Amanda vowing that all people wanting recaps could "lick
[her] ass", Chris felt obligated to hold up some promises that they
had made. So he now writes (somewhat) weekly columns over there about
many-things-reality-TV. Go check this shit out and see just how shitty
of a writer he is:
Random
Jackassery.. Rantings on reality television for the week of Sept 5th,
2004.
Random
Jackassery.. Rantings on reality television for the week of Sept 12th,
2004.
Why people choose to "recap" the shit on TV:
• To exact revenge on those rat bastards.
• For the free beer comps down at the local sports bar.
• To make up for the love they did not receive as a child, by drawing attention to their ability to make fun of others.
• What else is there to do on Monday nights?
• Because some of these TV jerkoffs are such easy targets.
• They aspire to write snarky columns for Soap Opera Digest.