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March Entries:

• 03/22/04 -- Like a beacon in the desert... She calls out to us. "Drink our booze. Dance in our clubs. Puke on our sidewalks. Fondle our strippers. Bang our hookers. Eat at our plentiful buffets. Accept our comps. Gawk at our ridiculous hotels. Take our money. See our overpriced shows. Enjoy our FatBurger." ...

• Ok, so the "Cool news about TAR5" was a sucka move just to get y'all to go check out the 404 error page. Pretty sweet eh? I don't really have any news for ya. But I would like to point any of the TAR5ers, that may be out there, in the direction of this.

• 03/20/04 -- Fucking crap kids. Well, the Orangemen did their damn best to give their second round game away to the Maryland Fighting Wombats...

• 03/20/04 -- The first day of spring. Thank God. Now was that spring (or was it summer) that brings about "nakedness, fishing, and sunshine"?

• 03/17/04 -- St Patty's Day. The one day everyone (regardless of race, color, creed, or origin) can pretend to be Irish and get completely tore-down shitty drunk. Green beer looks so much better coming back up the next day.

• 03/14/04 -- Chris will be glued to the TV to find out where the Syracuse Orangemen are seeded in the NCAA tournament. Regardless of the hole they're put in, the 'Cuse will start their trek back to the National Title the following week. March Madness baby.

• 03/12/04 -- Just slappin' up the photos. Added another album today. This one is pics of the race and the title of the album is "Get ready...for the ride of your life!" after the greatest TAR song used in a commercial. Y'all remember it..."C'mon! Here's your chance! Don't let it slip through your hands! Get ready! For the ride of your life!" That song is kick ass and so fucking appropriate.

• 03/09/04 -- An album of photos have been added to the pictures section. So ya know, go look at 'em or somethin'.

• We'll be getting our pics up in stages and there are a lot of "stages". But it's a priority to get them up as soon as possible. Speaking of pics, Josh's ex-roommate is a fucking punk-ass busta...

• 03/08/04 -- Wow. Something looks different around here. Did we change something? Nope. We asked our doctor about Viagraฎ.

• 03/08/04 -- And sayonara means goodbye... Yep that's right, we finally blew up the original amanda-n-chris.com. It was never intended to be the official site, it was supposed to be a joke...

• 03/04/04 -- Just three weeks away from Reality for Diabetes 2 in Cinci. Seriously people, hopefully you're buying your tickets or bidding on phone calls to help out.

• 03/01/04 -- TAR5ers, welcome to the family. No doubt the experience was unreal, but there's no time to sit back and relax just yet, because this is when shit just starts to get crazy...


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