TAR5ers, welcome to the family. No doubt the experience was unreal, but there's no time to sit back and relax just yet, because this is when shit just starts to get crazy. Besides, you've got some work to do. The month of May will be coming up pretty damn fast and y'all have a premiere party to plan. And you have a lot to live up to, following TAR4's "get-together". So get after it. Two words for you... Ve. Gas.

And if y'all don't come up with something, you'll have a family of Racers, planning your party and having it with or without you. Hey, it's Vegas. And the start of your televised lives is as good a reason as any, for us all to pile into the van, head to the middle of the desert, and play poker for 15 straight hours. Right Chuck? Anyways, the whole Race family is a kick-ass group of people and they will all be dying to meet you when that time comes. Just be ready to give us the word and most of us will have tickets booked by the end of the day.

By the way, whatever you do, don't read the message boards. If you do, take everything with less than a grain of salt. No one was in your shoes, so they have no fucking idea what they're talking about. Same goes with any dipshit racers that may happen to write reviews of your season (us totally included). Some teams are going to get bent over a little more than others, it's just how it works. And it's hard to let some of the moronic shit out there roll off your back, but you have to let it. After all, you signed up to be subjected to the whole process, and unfortunately dealing with assholes is part of it. If you take it all for what it's worth, you'll be looking back and laughing at the craziness when it's over.

We can't wait to find out who you bastards are.

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