Like a beacon in the desert... She calls out to us. "Drink our booze. Dance in our clubs. Puke on our sidewalks. Fondle our strippers. Bang our hookers. Eat at our plentiful buffets. Accept our comps. Gawk at our ridiculous hotels. Take our money. See our overpriced shows. Enjoy our FatBurger."

It's been roughly 10 months since the congregation of former and then-current Racers descended upon the dusty, little city of Las Vegas, Nevada. Some of us, having finally recuperated, are looking to make another go of it. While others, were ready to do it again the very next weekend. Overall, the "Race family" is excited that the show is still alive and kicking, and looking for further reasoning to get together and celebrate last Fall's Emmy win and the recent news that casting for TAR6 has begun. What better place to do that than Vegas? And what better reasoning would there be, than to welcome the new set of Racers into the world of public scrutiny? Yes, that's right kids, we're talking about an Amazing Race 5 premiere party...in Vegas.

The ninja has weighed in. A-n-C.com had made an earlier statement. Hell, even the fucking "pirate" has dropped his 2 shiny copper bits into the bucket. When the network finally takes the ball gag out, with the details and we'll pass that bitch on. Hopefully, if y'all are skillful enough, this TAR party will kick all the others in the fuckin' throat. Give us the "heads up" and we'll do anything we can to help guarantee that shit. Less than two months away...y'all gone crazy yet? Fucking sucks doesn't it?

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