Not sure if you've heard, but we won a FREAKING EMMY... Oh, but we're still easily the worst season of the Amazing Race ever. Eat shit, y'all. Anyways, this was quite a special moment for us TAR4ers.. even though none of us were invited to the festivities and almost half the season 5 teams were. Ummm, wack. Regardless, it's cause for celebration. And what better way to celebrate with y'all, than to offer up some huge-ass video clips for you to spend 3 hours trying to watch? Yeah! That's what we thought too!

Ok, since the Emmys aren't a real priority for many people to watch (that shit has severely weak entertainment value), a-n-c.com is giving you the chance to revel in all the greatness of a TAR4 win over that bloated fuck, Donald Trump. Don't thank us, just send Super Bock. So if you've only heard third-hand stories from the guy at work (who man's the Krispy Kreme doughnut box) about the miraculous Emmy win, we got your back. Would you expect anything less from the best Racer site ever?

However, there were a few problems that arose in trying to bring you this awesome public service. The main one being that the video clip's file size is friggin' insanely obese. Seeing how Emmy presentations aren't exactly done in shorthand, it can lead to a 5 or 6 minute clip. So in order to make it a manageable size (but still ridonculous) quality had to be sacrificed. The lo-fi version will be the only one available because uploading a 40+ MB file on dial-up ain't happenin'. Sorry broadband freaks. Anyhow...

Gary Shandling is a fucking punk. His jokes sucked all night and he acted like an ass during the presentation of the Emmy in the Reality category. Not really wanting to acknowledge that fuck and his antics, the following (smaller) Emmy clip has most of Shandling's BS edited out. Emmy Cut-Up [4.9 MB]. It's mostly intended for you dial-up peeps, who really don't need the complete version, can't imagine waiting an hour, and just want the nuts and bolts. But if you want to see just how much of a tool this dude is, by all means, watch his (full and uncut) jackassery. Emmy Presentation [12.4 MB]. No matter which clip you pick, there's a point where Shandling is just absolutely taking it to the "official envelope". After bombing joke after joke, the bitter, little shit decides to completely destroy the "...and the winner is -- The Amazing Race." card. Apparently no one wanted to keep that as a souvenir? Cock. He stopped just short of pissing on it and setting it ablaze. It's his own fault that he looked like a douche trying to marshal the TAR posse towards the microphone. Get over yourself, Shandling.

Enjoy the clips, kids.

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